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Para os fumantes. 1- Você sabe que quando fuma na rua, pode queimar alguém? 2- Você sabe que na rua tem grávidas, crianças, bebês e pessoas com problemas respiratórios? 3- Você sabe o quão ridículo é o ato de fumar? Você bota um palito na boca e tira. Você acaba com a saúde de todos ao seu redor por um “bota um palito na boca e tira.” 4- Você sabe o quanto os não-fumantes odeiam a merda do cheiro de cigarro? É nojento, incomoda. 5- Você sabe o quanto acaba comigo toda vez que fuma na minha casa ou perto de mim? Eu sou alérgica, já convivo com dor de garganta por causa da poluição, não preciso ficar com falta de ar e dor de cabeça também. 6- Você sabe que falta de respeito atrai falta de respeito? 7- Você sabe que a droga do cheiro de cigarro fica nas colchas, nas roupas e nos cômodos? 8- Você sabe o quanto gasta num ano com “bota palito na boca e tira?” 9- Você paga pra acabar com os próprios dentes, paladar, pra se deixar doente e ainda detonar com a saúde de meio mundo. 10- Você é egoísta. Por favor, fumante, seja educado.

(Fonte: otaku-mafiosa)

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walkingnorth:

Climon friendship is probably my favourite TMI relationship, they’re just so adorable and heart-wrenching and perfect ;____;

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t1mco:

I’M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

t1mco:

I’M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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Maryse: I am fighting for a better world for myself and my son.
Magnus: I have no interest in the world you want. Or in your doubtless repellent brat, I might add.
*17 years later*
Alec: *stands there*
Magnus: oh shit he's perfect
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hierophantcannibal:

One is a City of Heavenly Fire Spoiler. 

Magnus Bane and Alexander Lightwood, Mortal Instruments and The Bane Chronicles. 

Done by Cassandra Jean. 

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better-than-gandalf:

Malec - The Bane Chronicles

Magnus had bought a coffeemaker because Alec had consistently seemed mildly distressed by Magnus’s magicking-slash-slightly-stealing cups of coffee and tea from The Mudd Truck. The machine was extra bother, but Magnus was glad he had bought it. Alec had to know the coffeemaker was for him and his delicate moral sensibilities, and Alec seemed to feel a sense of comfort around the machine that he felt about nothing else, making coffee without asking if he could, bringing Magnus a cup when he was working. Everywhere else in Magnus’s loft Alec was still careful, touching things as if he had no right to them, as if he were a guest.
And of course he was a guest. It was only that Magnus had an irrational desire for Alec to feel at home in his loft, as if that would mean something, as if that would give Magnus a claim on Alec or indicate that Alec wanted a claim on him. Magnus supposed that was it. He badly wanted Alec to want to be here, and to be happy when he was here.
- What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And Who You’re Not Officially Dating Anyway) by Cassandra Clare & Sarah Rees Brennan

MAGNUS WITH GLASSES WHILE WEARING A STUPID CAT SLIPPERS IS EVERYTHING I NEED IN LIFE. HERE IS A CLOSE-UP AT HIS STUPID SURPRISE FACE WHEN ALEC MADE COFFEE FOR HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME

HAPPY EARLY VALENTINE’S DAY!

better-than-gandalf:

Malec - The Bane Chronicles

Magnus had bought a coffeemaker because Alec had consistently seemed mildly distressed by Magnus’s magicking-slash-slightly-stealing cups of coffee and tea from The Mudd Truck. The machine was extra bother, but Magnus was glad he had bought it. Alec had to know the coffeemaker was for him and his delicate moral sensibilities, and Alec seemed to feel a sense of comfort around the machine that he felt about nothing else, making coffee without asking if he could, bringing Magnus a cup when he was working. Everywhere else in Magnus’s loft Alec was still careful, touching things as if he had no right to them, as if he were a guest.

And of course he was a guest. It was only that Magnus had an irrational desire for Alec to feel at home in his loft, as if that would mean something, as if that would give Magnus a claim on Alec or indicate that Alec wanted a claim on him. Magnus supposed that was it. He badly wanted Alec to want to be here, and to be happy when he was here.

- What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And Who You’re Not Officially Dating Anyway) by Cassandra Clare & Sarah Rees Brennan

MAGNUS WITH GLASSES WHILE WEARING A STUPID CAT SLIPPERS IS EVERYTHING I NEED IN LIFE. HERE IS A CLOSE-UP AT HIS STUPID SURPRISE FACE WHEN ALEC MADE COFFEE FOR HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME

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HAPPY EARLY VALENTINE’S DAY!

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simonlewisantifanclub:

I really hope in the Course of True Love (and first dates) that Raphael and Ragnor are spying on Magnus during the course of the date, sabotaging it, or something because they can. With binoculars, writing down stuff and calling Caterina to complain about it. 

"He’s put so much gel in his hair, it’s amazing he doesn’t slide when he walks."

"There’s enough spikes there to put hedgehogs out of business."

"Why is he dating a twelve year old, anyway? That’s disgusting."

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phantom-dragon:

"The But Song" The Course of True Love [and First Dates] - Cassandra Clare

phantom-dragon:

"The But Song" The Course of True Love [and First Dates] - Cassandra Clare

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“Oh, Jace, that’s it,” said Magnus.
“What?” said Alec.
“I briefly forgot the blond one’s name,” Magnus explained, with a dismissive flick of his fingers.
Alec looked staggered. “Oh. I’m—I’m Alec.”

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Why I, and all of you, need The Alec Short Stories

cheerup-sunshine:

Think of the wonderful events we could read about:

From Birth to the end of CoHF

  1. Max being born
  2. Alec and Isabelle learning about the circle and their parents share in it
  3. Alec meeting Jace
  4. Alec discovering he’s is gay
  5. Alec POV of meeting Magnus and their first dates
  6. Alec mourning his little…
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'I am fighting for a better world for myself and my son,' said the woman called Maryse.


‘I have no interest in the world you want,’ Magnus told her. ‘Or in your doubtless repellent brat, I might add.’

—"The Last Stand of the New York Institute" by Cassandra Clare, from The Bane Chronicles (via grumpymissbadger)
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bleed-in-ink:

Alec Lightwood = badass gay ninja 

bleed-in-ink:

Alec Lightwood = badass gay ninja 

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foreverabrunetteblonde:

"Dude!" he said. "I’m sorry! Seriously! I didn’t know you were a ninja!"

Oh my god hahaha, I love this book

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